Trump Furious About Bad Polls, So He Hired A Terrible Pollster To Lie About Them
June 9, 2020

Donald Trump is a scared, weak, pathetic man who sees the writing on the (virtual) wall: He is losing and he is losing badly. Joe Biden is up in nearly every single poll known to man and it is terrifying him. In fact, there are reports that he may even fire Jared Kushner and Brad Parscale. So what does a desperate person do? They hire a company to write a letter decrying all the polls as FAKE and LIES in an effort to soothe your bruised and battered ego:

Trump:

And the letter that was probably, most likely, definitely edited by Donald Trump to make the words even more "Trumpian":

Rick Wilson agreed:

A reminder of how bad these pollsters are:

Oh

It's almost like Rick Wilson can see right into the bunker:

Donald Trump, pathetic man baby, whining with his binkie about how everyone is being mean to him!

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