Embattled Kentucky Governor, Matt Bevin, held a rally Thursday in Pikeville where literally dozens of people showed up. It was so packed that they had to bring in the police to do crowd control to keep the drum beat of 40 people down to a quiet golf clap to ensure that the sound decibel never got over 50, before asking the crowd to squeeze in around the podium so it would look like a rally instead of a senior Bingo game.

Even the presence of Donald Trump Jr, the dumbest of the Trump kids, did little to rouse the crowd from their slumber. Some of them wandered out mid-speech, realizing that they were not, in fact, at the local Bingo hall.

Kidding about that last part. Kind of.

Here are some great tweets from the jampacked, standing room only, completely overfilled event:

Oh, Donald Trump's side piece is here too. Surprised she can talk after all the botox and lip injections she appears to have gotten recently.

Junior, sharing his immense wisdom about topics such as renewable energy, his father, family legacies (the irony), racism...and then this.

THIS IS THE BEST PART.

Yes, he said that he *understands the working class because he went to BOARDING SCHOOL in Pennsylvania*

I can't anymore with this idiot. And apparently Kentucky agrees.