There's no call to be ageist in this race. We've got multiple septuagenarians running for president on the Democratic side.

But the illegitimate so-called president insisting that he's a "young vibrant man"? Well that takes the Egyptian river to new depths, doesn't it?

For the record, it is a historical fact that Donald Trump, at age 70 years, 220 days old at his inauguration, is the oldest so-called president in US History.

You'd think he'd brag about that, given that it's actually true. But then again, what saith the preacher?

"Vanity, vanity, all is vanity."