Twitter Guffaws After MO Rep. Takes Stand Against Satanists And Planned Parenthood

By Karoli Kuns — October 25, 2017

Congresswoman Ann Wagner may have decided not to run against Senator Claire McCaskill in 2018, but she's definitely campaigning against Satan, Planned Parenthood, and more.

Apparently, Wagner is responding to a Breitbart report, long debunked, that Satanists have teamed up with Planned Parenthood to oppose abortion restrictions in Missouri.

Because facts really do not matter to these forced-birth zealots, Wagner tweeted this earlier:

I refuse to stand by as Satanists challenge the sanctity of life. Add your name if you stand in support of #LIFE https://t.co/EoQlin4slS pic.twitter.com/7wdJkQPORB

— Ann Wagner (@AnnLWagner) October 25, 2017

Yes, that's right. Rep. Wagner wants to take on Satanists who apparently stand with Planned Parenthood or something.

I guess that means Satanists also stand with live children forced to be born, since it's certainly true Rep. Wagner doesn't.

Twitter's blowback was swift, passionate and sometimes hilarious:

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— robbiese7en (@robbiese7en) October 25, 2017

FOH. I don't want to hear one word about the "sanctity of life" from the same crowd that refuses to do anything about mass shootings.

— Born2Rezist (@Born2Rezist) October 25, 2017

HAIL SATAN, ANN! LET THE DARK LORD INTO YOUR HEART.

— Flute Flu (@christiankinney) October 25, 2017

Here's some good advice:

If you care about children and are "pro-life" then call your MoC and ask them about funding CHIP, not whatever tf this is

— ❄️Stacey❄️ (@Pinkykiss) October 25, 2017

Also this:

Whatever drugs you’re currently taking need to be shared Ann.

— Keith Lockwood2 (@KeithLockwood2) October 25, 2017

Maybe my favorite:

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— A. A-ron (@TheRealALev) October 25, 2017

Where are these so-called satanists? Oh right, Trump hired them. They're in DC.

— Marie Spears (@spearsmariel) October 25, 2017

Satan is the best, retweet if you want to put the town you live in under our Dark Lord's rule

— Boo Dadley (@cool_sconce) October 25, 2017

Whoa, if true.

Geez, these russian bots are becoming more sophisticated and life-like, despite crackpot ideas.

— Sam B (@RealSamBat) October 25, 2017

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