Trump, Jr. Schooled After Terrible Halloween Candy Socialism Tweet

By Karoli Kuns — October 31, 2017

(UPDATE: Don Jr. wasn't happy about the response his tweet received. Check out his response)

It seems like this comes from Sean Hannity or some other Fox News jerk, but whoever it is, here's what Donald J. Trump, Jr., Firstborn Son and Heir to the Donald J. Trump fortune, which was originally the Fred Trump fortune, had to say on Twitter earlier:

I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism. pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017

Yeah, it was dickish. And reaction came swiftly, with lots of lessons.

I didn't feel like teaching him anything. I just wanted to let him know he won an award.

You win the Dick O’Ween Award. #racist #pig #traitor https://t.co/vFVHFxJBs6

— Karoli (@Karoli) October 31, 2017

Others, however, were kinder than I.

I'm sure she'll learn all about nepotism before long.

— Jim'sJunkBox (@JamesIsaak2) October 31, 2017

Maybe buy a couple of grocery bags full of candy, give it to her, & tell her how she earned it even though she didn't do anything.

— Jim'sJunkBox (@JamesIsaak2) October 31, 2017

You mean the candy that she got for free out of the goodness of strangers' hearts? 😂😂😂

— (((The Glare ™))) (@TheGlare_TM) October 31, 2017

This person wins the empathy award, something Junior has none of.

Perhaps the child at home is disabled or otherwise unable to go trick or treating? Did you consider that Don?

— 🇺🇸 PithyPacky 🇳🇱 (@pithypacky) October 31, 2017

There were more replies like this one, though.

✅ using your child for political propaganda
✅ thinking you said something deep when you just exposed ur own ineptitude

Congrats ur a Trump

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) October 31, 2017

Better than giving it all to a rich kid and hoping they share. Oh wait...

— Logan Murphy (@LoganMurphy1) October 31, 2017

And I really liked this one:

maybe u should teach her how to visit u and grandpa in prison... u deluded spawn of satan #TrumpRussia #JRitsOVER

— ROSIE (@Rosie) October 31, 2017

This one is apropos:

Happy Hollowdream! pic.twitter.com/zg5NXHJ0fT

— R. Saddler 📎🗽 (@Politics_PR) October 31, 2017

Red Painter:

Wait till you see what happens to your candy in prison 😂

— вℓσσ∂ яє∂ ραιηтєя💉 (@Redpainter1) October 31, 2017

Jamie nailed it:

Or give it to a richer kid and use it as a lesson for @realDonaldTrump tax plan https://t.co/tkDV3Nrf4E

— Jamie Holly (@JamieHolly) October 31, 2017

As did Jon Perr:

While you’re at it, explain why her daddy will soon be getting traded nightly for a pack of cigarettes in that free market known as prison.

— Jon Perr (@Perrspectives) October 31, 2017

But here is the true spirit of Halloween!

You realize the premise of Halloween is so the Chloes of the world can beg strangers for free candy, right?

— Leah (@LBfromKC) October 31, 2017

Finally, someone reminds Junior about what sharing really is about:

Or, as we like to call it in my house, sharing w those who have less. I think some of your followers call it, Christianity????

— Betty Nataro (@bnataro) October 31, 2017

Donald Junior is his father's Id. He speaks the things Don Senior screams at the television while watching Fox News. He is his mouthpiece.

I'm really gonna enjoy that perp walk when Mueller connects all the dots between Papadopoulis and the treasonous meeting with Russians to get dirt on Hillary.

But poor Chloe.