As some of you know, I am an alien. As in, not of this earth. I'm not the only one. Luckily, another alien is in a position to help.  He's a strange visitor from another country. He's not as tall as you would think, but he stands for Truth, Justice and the North American Way.  And he has super powers. Yes, I'm talking about Justin Trudeau. He's our fourth line of defense. 

Below is a clip of what he did when Trump launched a preemptive strike at North Korea from his undisclosed location at a New Jersey golf club three days from now---before we used the DFM to fix the timeline.

Here's more undisclosed footage from that time line  Most of you don't remember these timelines because duh, you are in the one that got fixed. But they seem familiar to you, right? Deja Vu!

These timelines are leaked to science fiction and military fiction writers by DFM insiders so they will create books and movies showing those horrific realities. (Where do you think that hack Tom Clancy got his ideas from, Schenectady?)

These serve as a warning for what will happen if, for example, we allow someone with no impulse control to control our WMDs. These lines of defense usually work. They should, they cost enough.

Writing books and making movies about these horrible timelines are necessary because Americans are further away from the realities of war than ever before.

Hollywood keeps churning out post-apocalyptic disasters vs tragic real war movies because those are box office death. Movies based on our alternative timelines, or set on other planets make money and keep the image of the tragedy of war into the American public consciousness. (James Cameron is in his blue period working the whole climate disaster angle.)

But here's the problem, our machines don't always work as advertised to the Pentagon. We can't always shoot down the missiles and we can't go back in time. Some aliens' only superpower is hunkiness (which is a totally valid power by the way. )

5) Our Final Line of Defense: Humans

Regular old humans need to prevent Global Trump Disasters before they happen.

It's hard to get human American's to visualize the worse that could happen and act to prevent it.

I saw this with the Y2K problem. Some people with low brain power thought that because nothing happened it wasn't a big deal. It WAS a big deal, but we organized, acted and fixed the problem.

Some people have disaster fatigue from listening to people promote the wrong disasters. It's the old, "Fox that cried wolf" story. Others need to experience the tragedy in order to believe it. These people are tiresome, self-centered and Conservatives.

After the world crashes and burns they might say, "Well I guess you were right after all." Which is great, but it's too late and unless I can take them back in time to do the right thing, it's a Pyrrhic victory.

Consider yourself lucky you can watch movies so you don't have to experience the actual tragic timelines. Believe me, it sucks having multiple horrific timelines crowding up your brain. If I wasn't a Vulcan, with strong mental discipline, they would make my nose bleed green.

You've seen this movie before. The narrative doesn't change because the characters don't change. They will do the same things they have been doing unless you get up off the couch and do something. Maybe you eject the tape or unplug the isoliner chip, USB stick, but you need to do something to stop the movie.

Who knows, maybe you are the snowflake that will start the avalanche.

BTW, in case you are wondering, Obama never used the DFM, although I wouldn't be breaking the temporal prime directive to tell you the one time he was tempted. No details but it rhymes with "Blut Blur Blemails!"