Remember the days when Jeb Bush was going to be the nominee? Yeah, good times.

Samantha Bee takes us back through the debates, reserving her evil laughter for the media who all laughed at a Trump ticket while giving him $3 billion in free advertising.

And oh, the denunciations they made. Rick Perry's was especially disgusting, given that he was one of the first to "roll over just like Melania Trump does after Donald dribbles out another unsatisfying midnight crotch tweet."

Happy Trumpaversary, folks!