CPAC is a barrel o'fun for those who are there just to mock the convention on Twitter. I think, however, this first one might be serious analysis.
CPAC #CPAC2016 What's next ... Melania with Trump dick pics. Cruz with booger recipes. Rubio bragging about not doing his job.
— Republican Swine (@RepublicanSwine) March 5, 2016
Oops, it looks like these "young" people took a drink every time a speaker said "Ronald Reagan."
CPAC after dark pic.twitter.com/hv9p0E56kL
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) March 5, 2016
What, you think I'm making that up?
CPAC is running a seminar where you can see an assistant to Ronald Reagan show slides of her standing with or near Ronald Reagan.
— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) March 3, 2016
CPAC: Or as Sarah Palin calls it, the "After the Final Rose" reunion show pic.twitter.com/q1y0jd32Sh
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 4, 2016
Ben Carson supporters are here at CPAC giving out these pic.twitter.com/GBQG8mMSOi
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) March 4, 2016
And the thing that helps the kids look in the mirror? Free booze!
Liveblogging this debate from a CPAC floor filled with rowdy conservatives on free booze. I may be on drugs, kids. pic.twitter.com/fXewddaxXw
— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) March 4, 2016
Serious question, is this young lady sitting next to a bowl of free breath mints?!?
#cpac table for "conservative only" dating site that only has roughly 3k members pic.twitter.com/lkZzbRidb4
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) March 3, 2016
Yes, this year CPAC is a Ted Cruz Rally. Next year we'll burn President Clinton in effigy! Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Oh, CPAC, you so crazy.
— Morons With Signs (@MoronsWithSigns) March 5, 2016
