Gather round, ye liberal spawns and servants of Satan! Listen to what American Family Association Sandy Rios thinks of you.

On her radio program this morning, the American Family Association’s Sandy Rios got to talking about comments that liberals leave on her Facebook page, which she says she doesn’t mind because she knows that “this is a spiritual battle” and her critics don’t “understand who it is that they serve,” which is Satan and the “spiritual forces of darkness.”

“This is a spiritual battle and I don’t think people understand who they’ve signed up to serve, and it’s not God,” she said.Rios then read an email from a listener who said, “Liberals don’t seem to be outraged about radical Islam but they hate Christianity. The only thing that I can figure is evil likes evil.”

“Yep,” Rios responded, “well, they have the same root, the same father, and that’s Satan himself."

Oh Sandy, honey. You've got some serious problems here, but the main one is that you're speaking the devil's native language and we're not.

You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. - John 8:44

Talk to me when you've taken care of the little family values problems you've got in your own ranks, lady.

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