It seems that Cashin' Host and Fox regular Eric Bolling has decided that any publicity is good publicity, because he really is just begging for Jon Stewart to take him apart again with his latest name-calling, lying, fearmongering rant from this Saturday's show.
Forget that the economy tanked under Bush who left the DJIA sitting at around 9300 back in 2008 compared to well over 16000 now. Never mind that we're seeing the rise of groups like ISIS because Bolling's hero Bush went in there and destabilized the Middle East in the first place. Never mind that it's completely ridiculous to pretend that Americans are at risk for beheadings here in the United States because of what happened to a handful of people who were turned over to ISIS in the Middle East. Be afraid! Be very afraid!
And always remember that all history began the day that the "blah" guy got elected and the world was full of unicorns and roses and everything was perfect while George W. Bush was running the show. If we just get back to "free market capitalism" and get all of those dirty hippie liberals who only exist in Bolling and his fellow deranged wingnuts' minds to quit destroying our "liberty" we'll be back on the road to prosperity.
From Fox's blog: Bolling: 'There’s Only One Way to Get America Out of the Liberal Gutter':
On “Cashin’ In” today, Eric Bolling said the primary responsibilities of a president are to keep U.S. citizens safe, assure a healthy environment, provide economic opportunity and keep America strong in the eyes of the world.
Noting that we are weaker, poorer, less safe and under greater threat of deadly disease or terrorist attack than we were before, Bolling asserted that, “By all accounts President’s Obama’s six years in the White House have been a colossal failure.”
Bolling said that Paul Krugmen’s recent comments that Obama is the most influential president in history may actually be correct, if he intended influential to mean “driving a once-great economic, global power into a fiscal, economic, foreign policy and domestic policy ditch.”
“Wake up, America,” Bolling concluded. “We’re not better under liberal, progressive policies. But we can be great again. Free up the free market. Capitalize on capitalism. Liberate constitutional liberty.
“There’s only one way to get America out of the liberal gutter they’ve driven us into: You gotta vote. You gotta vote out the liberal progressives and vote in free market capitalism.”
“You gotta vote, though, folks. By the way, don’t complain unless you vote.”
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