In the spirit of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, the "Nun's Priest's Tale" is set Syn March bigan thritty dayes and two, we bring you today's links:
Red State tells us that Erick Erickson has a fear of flying, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Fox Nation announces that Greg Gutfield is giving up comedy to enroll in his local community college to study podiatry.
National Review Online reveals that K-Lo has eloped with Cardinal Dolan.
Bonus Track: Drudge Report sirens that Chris Christie was working the pole at a strip club in Vegas!
Round-up by Tengrain who notes that Peggy Noonan has given up drink. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with "For MBRU" in the subject line).