Shakesville: John McCain knows nothing about the economy and has a crooked lobbyist as his advisor - and Americans trust that.

The Aristocrats: Maureen Dowd Theater

Needlenose: An historic figure analogous to President Arbusto is King Philip II of Spain - you know, the guy who launched the massive Armada (30,000 men on 130 warships) against England in a sort of quasi holy war - and got his ass kicked.

Truthdig: A.Q. Khan takes back his nuclear confession.

Excons: In a recent interview with the Washington Post, our CIA Director, Michael Hayden, seems to have taken advantage of every opportunity to tow the party line and spew all of the relevant Bush Administration talking points on foreign policy.

Zaius Nation: The Zaius/Gregarious campaign must keep up with the latest trends!