We don't use many swear words here at C&L (company policy) so I really can't talk about Kristol and the NYTimes tonight. So instead I'm going to talk about the other big heartbreaking news story of the day, "Ryan Seacrest Ready to Find Romance in 2008." Which, please, can we bring this back to a serious news story already?... reminded me of that memorable night when Ryan subbed for Larry King on CNN: