Jon gets his early dose of crazy from the brown hair guy who's not Steve Doocy on FOX & Friends, who says he was "traumatized" by Barbara Eden's sexy outfit on "I Dream Of Jeannie" back in the 60's, and blames her for all the slutty Halloween costumes of today.

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Jon: "Luckily for my pre-conceived notions about the FOX network, the conversation soon got back on the express to Crazy Town."

Brown hair guy who's not Steve Doocy: "Here's the problem, though. In 1970 or '68, Barbara Eden lowered the bar by wearing that sexy outfit, traumatized me as a child, and then every kid wore the Barbara Eden outfit..."

Jon: This is Barbara Eden's fault?! Yes, I too remember the trauma caused by Barbara Eden's genie outfit. I could sometimes remember watching I Dream of Jeannie and traumatizing myself two or three times an episode. And that was before TiVO.