Talk 2 Action: Values Voter debate panelist miffed at GOP no-shows: "How can we expect these no-show candidates to take on Osama Bin Laden and other world leaders when they're afraid to show up and answer questions from Phyllis Schlafly?"

Hey, I've got an idea, let's put Phyllis in an undisclosed cave somewhere along the Pakistan/Afghanistan border, and then re-invite the now-unafraid GOP field to a "values debate" where they are expected to bash homosexuals, women, Hispanics, and other potential voters in order to make a small minority of so-called "Christians" less unhappy.