Yeah, well, it can't be all Petraeus all the time, kids. Too bad for Bush and his war that Lindsey Lohan didn't get arrested again yesterday. Betcha Bush was thanking God for Larry Flynt this morning, though.
h/t Agitprop, Congressman Vitter's alleged prostitute/mistress and his wife, both named Wendy. When asked what Wendy Two would do that Wendy One would not, the blogosphere responded, "everything, pretty much, and unlike the Senator, the prostitute has a talent for telling the truth."
A former New Orleans prostitute who says she had an affair with Sen. David Vitter has passed a lie-detector test and will provide details of the four-month relationship at a press conference Tuesday, according to Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt.
Vitter, a first-term senator [Republican? Ya think? -eds] elected in 2004, has denied having relationships with New Orleans prostitutes. In a call-in radio show during the Senate campaign, he dismissed as "absolutely and completely untrue" that he had a relationship with [the prostitute,] Wendy Cortez.
In an e-mail, [Vitter spokesman Joel] Digrado said, "Sen. Vitter and his wife have addressed all of this very directly. The senator is focused on important Louisiana priorities like the water resources bill and the Iraq debate."
A Republican Senate aide says the Iraq "debate" is an important Louisiana priority? Don't get me started.
There's more juicy over at the NOLA blog Your Right Hand Thief.