Uh oh, was The Big Dick afraid of catching teh gay? Stephen Hayes should be embarrassed about publishing such an obvious bit of hackery.
In a "chance meeting" on the Senate floor with Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT) in June 2004, Vice President Cheney told Leahy to "f*ck yourself." According to Leahy's spokesman, the "exchange began when Leahy crossed the aisle at the photo session and joked to Cheney about being on the Republican side." Cheney then "‘lashed into' Leahy for remarks he...made criticizing Iraq contracts won without competitive bidding by Halliburton."
In the new biography of the Vice President by Stephen Hayes, Cheney claims that the reason he shouted the expletive was because Leahy had been too "close" to him:
Leahy came over and put his arm around me. And he didn't kiss me but it was close to it. So I flashed and I told him - I dropped the F-bomb on him. ... It was heartfelt.