This would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad:

One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual." Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

Didn't James Dobson bail out of helping him because he didn't have the time to cure him of the "gay?"

Howie: Well, watch the video; it worked for Mr/Mrs. Garrison. Look what a happily, well-adjusted Republican woman he is now