We're Number 1! We're Number 1!
Wait...what's that you say?
We're Number FIFTY-THREE?!?!?!?! Behind Bosnia, Serbia, Slovakia and the Czech Republic????
But...but...the terrorists hate us for our freedoms, don't they?
"Our liberty cannot be guarded but by the freedom of the press, nor that be limited without danger of losing it."
--Thomas Jefferson to John Jay, 1786.