" You know, if Houston, Texas, was held to the same standard as Iraq is held to, nobody'd go to Houston, because all this reporting coming out of the local press in Houston is violence, murders, robberies, deaths on the highways," DeLay said. "And if you took that as the image of what is a great city that has an incredible quality of life and an incredible economy, it's amazing to me. Go to Iraq. And see what's actually happening there."

I know Delay is bat-shit crazy, so I figured he'd probably like this idea. Tom should partner up with his Texas buddies after they finish with a little more redistricting and put together a nice holiday package deal for everyone to enjoy. Be the first one to experience the sights, sounds and excellent cuisine of Iraq. Call it " The Green Zone Pleasure Experience." Please...don't mind the car bombs.