Back by popular demand, it's the handy Soros vs. Moon chart:
Which sugar daddy is right for you? A consumer's guide | |||
George Soros |
Reverend Moon |
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Claim to fame | Investor | Cult leader (Unification Church), businessman, owns The Washington Times and UPI | |
Agenda | Liberal democracy | Moon-centered theocracy | |
Net worth | $5-7 billion | $10 billion in assets | |
Big gifts | $35 million to the liberal groups MoveOn.org, Americans Coming Together, and the Center for American Progress | His Times loses $100 million every year promoting the Republican cause. Pays lavish speaking fees to George H.W. Bush, William Bennett, and others. Has spotted Jerry Falwell and other hard-up Christian evangelicals for millions of dollars. Grassroots promotion of the Faith-Based Initiative, more. Cut a check for the "Contra" part of Iran-Contra. Maze of crypto-Moonist conservative foundations (like the American Family Coalition) | |
Controversial idea | Wants to legalize drugs. Has been called a "left-wing crank" by Tony Blankley | Claims to be the Messiah and True Father of humanity. Has urged deacons to "tear down the cross." ("My enemies are America and Christianity. How am I going to win over those enemies?" he mused in 1993.) | |
Shocking quote | Compares War on Terror talk to Nazi slogans heard in his boyhood: "When I hear Bush say, 'You're either with us or against us,' it reminds me of the Germans." | Calls the Holocaust payback for killing Christ: "Jewish people, you have to repent. Jesus was the King of Israel. Through the principle of indemnity Hitler killed six million Jews. That is why." | |
Pet causes | Anti-Communism in the old East Bloc (i.e. Polish Solidarity). Fostering "open societies" throughout the world. Funding study of the root causes of crime. Campaign finance reform | Anti-Communism in Asia, South America. Reconciliation of Korean "Fatherland." Amending the U.S. Constitution to enforce sexual purity. Abstinence. Ensuring that newlyweds make love in white robes, with his photo nearby | |
Thoughts | "I propose replacing the Bush doctrine of pre-emptive military action with preventive action of a constructive and affirmative nature. Increased foreign aid or better and fairer trade rules, for example..." | "Individualism is what God hates most"..."The separation between religion and politics is what Satan likes most." | |
Deprogrammers hired to rescue teenagers from his remote compound? | No | ||
Does business with North Korea? | No | ||
Buying influence | Vows he'll buy a Bush defeat | "I influenced America through the Washington Times and so many different activities," he says. Claim: "Republicans' only hope is to unite with Father." | |
Trouble in court | Convicted of insider trading in France, fined $2 million | Landed in federal prison in the early '80s for tax crimes and conspiracy to obstruct justice. Also, a group of lawyers in Japan attacked his "spiritual sales": aggressive missionaries scamming widows out of $622 million, by telling them their husbands would burn in hell unless they bought certain objects. | |
Coronated the Messiah in a bizarre Congressional ceremony at the Dirksen Senate Office building? | No | ||
Claims to be endorsed by former president William Howard Taft (1909-1913)? | Unknown |
(Click check boxes for more information. Note: For purposes of accuracy, the simple description of Moon as a "Republican" has been removed, in mind of the uptick in Democrats drawn to his recent events. Moon's politics, however, remain conservative and he's been rewarded with $450,000 in your tax dollars for some...er..."faith-based programs"