Jessica Alba, attending one of the Inaugural shindigs, was the victim of one of those Fox News ambush crews that wanders events where liberals are numerous and tries to get them to say something dumb so Bill O'Reilly can make fun of them later. She told them exactly what she thinks of Bill O'Reilly.
Reporter: Bill O'Reilly says hi. You wanna give him a Factor Inauguration Shout Out?
Alba: No. He's kind of -- [Laughs] He's kind of an a-hole.
As is their SOP, the crew badgered her to give examples. (Examples? You want examples? We gotcher examples right here, dude.) And she was smart enough not to take the bait:
Reporter: How so?
Alba? I don't know how he does it. I guess he was just born that way, for some reason.
Reporter: Can you give me an example? Come on.
Alba: No, because that means admitting that I actually have watched Fox.
Of course, O'Reilly showed off this clip proudly and smugly, no doubt to show his audience how "nasty" those Hollywood liberals are. Not that any of them have ever been caught wishing publicly for a terrorist attack on San Francisco, but hey. Nasty is in the eye of the media-megaphone holder.
If we could offer any advice to Jessica -- or her friends -- about how to handle any such future Fox guerrilla-camera attacks, it would be to read John Amato's sound advice on the matter.
Or she could just memorize two words: Andrea. Mackris.
Then, if she's ever confronted by Fox guerrilla crews again, she can just repeat these two words. Make it her only answer. And magically, the cameras will go away!
